slomps:

What did the cake say to the other cake?

I’m baked

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

Sam Smith Make It To Me
Sam Smith
Make It To Me

darmanism:

You’re the one designed for me
A distant stranger that I will complete
I know you’re out there we’re meant to be
So keep your head up and make it to me

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

image

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
image

rebellioustache:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

rebellioustache:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

snapchatting:

*points at a boy* that one i want that one

burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

image